I'm so glad you're here!
There are so many things platypus I need to tell you about

A scientific sketch of a platypus, created in 1799.

What kind of things? Well, there’s facts, businesses, zoos, platycams, and a loooong list of to-dos that we’ll get to sooner or later. And of course all the things you suggest - you wouldn’t believe the kinds of things that are vaguely platypus related that someone just sent to us.

Actually, on second thought you probably would. The internet is a weird place. But is it weird enough?